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Shit Happens.

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

niggajr:

thelifeofmiked:

sexynakedblackguy:

gold-kushkloudz:

how loyal females respond


Gimme a mami like this

Or she could just not reply

yes
squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this
lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.