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Shit Happens.

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

profpic:

its really important to make sure you really like a person for who they really are and not just the idea of them

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks