honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth an average of $18.30 

my blog is worth more than i am

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

I don’t want a relationship where people say, “They look so cute together.”

beben-eleben:

I want one where they say, “Look how happy they are together.”