I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza
i am here
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
niall is the dumbest person alive yet somehow still pretty smart
harry is the biggest loser i’ve ever seen but is also really cool
zayn is king of the nerds but at the same time incredibly badass
louis is the world’s largest 4 year old but at the same time so caring
and liam is an oblivious dweeb but still sexy and charming
how

